Okay, in part one we set the scene. Hopefully we can wrap it up in this blog post.
So I meet one of Vader’s friends, and he right off the bat recommends Bootcamp. I agree cause now my issues were messing with my money. He says to me, “these are the kind of stories we specialise in at Bootcamp.” I roll my eyes until this cup passes from me. On a random day he texts me, “We’re doing one-on-one counselling sessions with Prophetess Chantelle. I’ve put you down for 13:00 hrs. Be there.” Hawu, this guy also. So pushy. But fine, I’ll come. I’ve already tried everything else. EVERYTHING!
Vader drops me off and goes to fetch Bam-Bam’s cage. And I join the queue. We’re chatting amongst each other about how everyone must stick to time when they go in. Fifteen minutes is fifteen minutes! Spoiler alert, mine took 35. LOL. I tell them my strategy is simple: I’ll go in and listen. I’m already well versed with my problems. I just need a solution. My number comes up, and I go into my one-on-one.
I sit across from Prophetess Chantelle, and she’s stunning. I don’t know what I expected, but she’s beautiful. I forget all my training about how I’ll listen more than I speak. And she asks about my lobola. We made an ooopsie cause nothing was paid to my biological bloodline. She says to rectify that, and I’ll see you in Bootcamp. Hawu, did she just hit me with a Greenworld scam? You know the scan scam?
Anyway, we continue. She says the rest we can’t discuss without your husband present because there are issues there. I say to her, “No matter, he’s parked outside the window behind you. I’ll have them fetch him.” I wasn’t leaving without answers. He comes in and hears what he needed to hear about the stories in his bloodline. We were quiet on the ride home.
Within two weeks, we had liaised with my Gumede aunt about the prophetic instruction we received. When you pray for an aunt, pray for an aunt like Aunt Maza. She made the process smooth, seamless and quick. We had to go all the way to Nyathi cause that’s where their rural home is. The Gumedes accepted the rectification, Vader slaughtered a goat (Mbeke was there). It was happy days all round (for the most part).
Anyways, part one of the prophetic instruction done. Next up, bootcamp.
