This Is Why You Left
She didn’t understand it. She wrestled with it. She lay awake many nights and read the ceiling grappling with it. She didn’t know why, but…
Pick N’ No-Pay
I’m gonna keep writing about how I got stolen from until I stop hurting about it. The lyrics that keep running through my mind are…
The Statement (Hypothetical)
My bags got stolen from a well known supermarket (name withheld til a logical conclusion is reached.) The matter could not be reported at the…
Weave weevils are evil
Turns out we live in a world where weaves are a life goal. I don’t know if its the country bumpkin in me or the…
The Scorpion
The night before I left for Harare, my sisters and I brought the mattresses together and decided to stay up all night. In all the…
Please don’t remind me!
I turn 26 this year and the woman I am now is nothing compared to the girl I was ten years ago. There is so…
Jonah: Sink or Swim?
Dr Mike Murdoch says, “To see the true colors of people around you, tell them your vision and watch their response.” Others will rise up…
The Optimus Dime
I always knew that all those make over shows would have adverse effects on the female psyche. The developments in make-up artistry have demonstrated that…
#QinisoTheMovie: Commentary on the Comments
My people have a problem. Somebody goes out and tries something new and my people are up in arms against one of their own. QTM…
The Black Sheep
I have nothing against girls that choose to bleach their skin, your body, your business. And I assume that resorting to bleaching took a lot…